About

I’m just a typical last-of-his-kind sorta guy. I believe in honesty, compassion, altruism, and doing what’s right. These beliefs have not served me well. I would probably be better off as a selfish, lying bastard, but it’s not in me. The problem is that I really do believe in those things, rather than just paying lip service to them. Fortunately, over the years I’ve met a few other misfits who feel the same way.

I earn a modest living designing/implementing/maintaining/troubleshooting computer networks. My main stock in trade is the ability to think logically. Big deal, right? You would think that IT departments are chock full of guys who think logically. Nope. Most people are amazingly illogical outside of narrow fields like computer programming, or particle physics. It’s a good thing too, since I don’t have much else in the way of marketable skills. No has ever hired me for my sparkling wit. (I’m available though, if you’ve got a position open.)

Actually, it’s not so much that I’m able to think logically, as that I’m forced to think logically. I can’t stop. It’s a curse really. I’ve spent countless hours trying to explain to bank tellers, college registrars, postal workers, etc. why their policies don’t make sense. Very few of those people ever see the light. I’m sure that most of them think I’m crazy. I’m not… yet.

I’m vegan, which means I’m from Venus. No, no, wait. That’s not right. It means I don’t eat animals or use/wear anything made of or tested on animals. However, given that the majority of Americans would rather be beaten with sticks than eat tofu, I might as well be from Venus. It’s better now that I live in California, but not too much better, since I don’t live in one of the progressive parts of the state. I reside in Bakersfield these days. This place gives new dimension to the word “dreary”.
[Check out the Bakersfield section of my photo gallery to see what I mean.]

Everything else you might want to know about me can probably be gleaned from my posts on this site. Otherwise, if you have a burning question that fills you with longing for an answer only I can provide, my contact info is below.

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You can contact me at:
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