Posts filed under 'Rants'

The Rice Cake Scam     Nov 15, 2009
Low Rise Jeans - Why?!     Nov 15, 2009
Letterman’s blackmail story     Oct 2, 2009
I hate Volkswagen!     Aug 16, 2009
It’s not my fault you’re stupid.     Aug 14, 2009
Krell’s Greatest Rants     Jul 27, 2009
My tires will have eternal tread at the right hand of the Michelin Man     Jul 22, 2009
If not me, then who? Nobody - That’s who!     Jul 14, 2009
Bed Bath & Beyond Our Universe     Jun 27, 2009
Out of pocket     Jun 25, 2009
“Mute Point” - Wrong wrong wrong     Jun 3, 2009
Once again, the vegan is the healthiest guy in the office     May 27, 2009
Flash Websites are a pain in the ass     May 26, 2009
GOP predicts doomsday if Obama budget is passed     Mar 23, 2009
Public Proposals - Part 1     Mar 22, 2009
Hummer drivers get more traffic tickets than anyone else     Feb 17, 2009
Sleazebags - The target market for TWIX candy bars     Jan 27, 2009
Regarding the “Welfare freeloaders”     Nov 1, 2008
Why Progressive Taxation is Patriotic     Nov 1, 2008
How can they say that?!     Oct 22, 2008
The prevailing notion: It’s better to make an uninformed decision quickly, than to delay and make a wise decision.     Oct 20, 2008
Palling around with terrorists     Oct 9, 2008
CNN needs to draw the line between comments and commercials     Oct 7, 2008
Professional masochistic jackass David Blaine’s latest desperate bid for attention     Sep 26, 2008
Another letter I sent to CNN     Sep 24, 2008
Message to my elected representatives in Washington regarding the financial crisis     Sep 24, 2008
Why do I always end up working with nutcases?     Sep 18, 2008
Make them answer the question!     Sep 18, 2008
The Republicans aren’t running against the Democrats. They’re running against the Boogey Man and his legion of phantoms.     Sep 14, 2008
It’s like asking your coworkers to go beserk and shoot everyone     Sep 13, 2008
Republican rhetoric is completely divorced from reality     Sep 4, 2008
Message to Republicans: Don’t make claims if you can’t back them up     Sep 4, 2008
Don’t tell us the truth! Tell us what will make us feel good!     Aug 19, 2008
Take a little responsibility at least!     Aug 19, 2008
Advice I’ve never taken myself     Aug 5, 2008
Each day of my life is like a hammer blow to my psyche     Jul 28, 2008
Hey you, the fox with the feathers sticking out of your mouth, come guard our hen house.     Jul 19, 2008
Save it, Mr. lazy-ass.     Jul 9, 2008
I paid for it! I should control it!     Jun 22, 2008
Basic Phone Etiquette     Jun 14, 2008
Damn Thomas Edison and the lightbulb he rode in on!     Jun 14, 2008
K’ re’ ll     Jun 14, 2008
Amy Winehouse “Rascist” Video     Jun 14, 2008
Waning IRA Funds     Jun 12, 2008
Something is bright, but it’s not you.     Jun 2, 2008
Alien Technology     May 19, 2008
I’m so glad I made the switch to digital cable! It’s sooo much better!     May 16, 2008
Coscto has turned me into Schroeder     May 5, 2008
Coming to a theater near your grandchildren     May 5, 2008
Assualt Weapons Ban     Apr 29, 2008
Hannah Montana’s provacative photos     Apr 29, 2008
Two contributing factors do not make a “Perfect Storm”!     Apr 18, 2008
Why I Hate Blackberries - Episode 9: Profile of Confusion     Feb 26, 2008
Everything helps terrorists     Jan 28, 2008
The Death of the Internet     Jan 4, 2008
Wax Candles and Milk Chocolate - connected by more than just similar taste     Jan 4, 2008
Crappy New Year !     Jan 4, 2008
Mars, Inc.— Taste the rainbow of blood     Dec 10, 2007
Dattebayo Fansubs Probably Hates You     Dec 4, 2007
Just look it up already !     Nov 8, 2007
Dialogue I expect to hear in CSI: Miami     Oct 23, 2007
Dystopia, here we come !     Oct 11, 2007
“Please” implies a choice     Oct 11, 2007
For the sound of nails on a blackboard, text the word screech to 555-0199.     Sep 20, 2007
Yes, we can’t help you! We’re happy to be of service!     Sep 4, 2007
Michael Vick - Sorry for what he did ? I think he’s just sorry he got caught.     Aug 27, 2007
I can’t believe they sold this to me!     Aug 13, 2007
That’s how they getcha     Aug 13, 2007
Spare me from tech writers !     Jul 18, 2007
Road Runner Lite Internet service     Jul 13, 2007
How can people be this stupid ?     Jul 9, 2007
And God created red tape and saw that it was an incredible waste of time…     Jul 2, 2007
Lazy and stupid     Jun 6, 2007
Isn’t it obvious ? No, it isn’t !     Jun 1, 2007
Replacement Jackass     Jun 1, 2007
How easy does it have to be ?!     Jun 1, 2007
Enough with the alphabet soup ! It’s a Phone NUMBER !     May 10, 2007
All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my rant     May 3, 2007
Two hours of torture and maybe a rape scene     Apr 30, 2007
The dark side of feng shui     Apr 17, 2007
Don’t perpetuate it !     Apr 9, 2007
I have very eclectic tastes     Mar 16, 2007
Put down the phone and step away from the vehicle !     Mar 15, 2007
Enlightened self-interest     Feb 26, 2007
P.O. Boxes     Feb 21, 2007
The onus is on always on ME !     Feb 21, 2007
Repeat after me, “Cogito, sum.” Now stop bothering me !     Feb 5, 2007
Three little words     Oct 19, 2006
Endangered Species     Sep 20, 2006
Please don’t put the PERMANENTLY AND IRREVOCABLY DELETE DOCUMENT button right next to the EDIT button.     Sep 13, 2006
Hey look at that problem ! Don’t do anything about it, though.     Aug 13, 2006
Why am I being penalized for their stupidity ?     Aug 10, 2006
Death to 7 Digit Dialing !     Aug 9, 2006
Why even ask ?!     Jul 12, 2006
This Hard Drive will self destruct in __ seconds     Jul 10, 2006
Walk this way     Jun 22, 2006
Another word misused and abused - Ironic     Jun 20, 2006
You are not obligated to respond     Jun 16, 2006
It’s just an example !     Jun 12, 2006
Your health coverage has changed ! We’ve made it even crappier !!     Jun 9, 2006

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